The meaner I am to you, it means the closer we...
Most Girls vs. Me
listentoyourseoul: Most girls: OMG, I haven’t seen my boyfriend in days! I miss him so much but he lives so far away! I’m so heartbroken! Me: Bitch please. I have to go to another country, buy concert tickets, a fucking backstage pass, and fight my way through a sea of fangirls to see MY boyfriend.
Running in gym class:
Running for free food: